This dark and haunting "jood" picture echoes of inner turmoil, a shattered life masked behind a pristine smile.

"mastermind" shows one of the many ways I manage to numb the constant pain I feel.

I'm too tired to write a comment above this "LongSack" picture. Sorry man.

"Phospheme" makes his Phriday debut by sucking. Hah, welcome to Pain City.

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