This week Photoshop Phriday is taking on the role of Hell's newsstand. While magazine moguls like Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell terrorize humanity with more of what nobody sane needs, the Something Awful Forum Goons are stepping in for some good old humanitarian intervention. Although it may be true I was lying in that last sentence – at least about the last part – it is still quite obvious that the magazines presented this week are at least more unique and therefore more worthy of seeing print than anything a rich fat woman could dream up while bathing in cake frosting. As this theme generated a lot of submissions, I decided to split it into two parts, continuing it into next week.

BloodyHedgehog got things started with his passion for salt domes.

I apologize if this Lumpy image offends you. Usually we avoid these sort of lowbrow shenanigans.

madattheinternet faxes me orders for magnets at 3:00 am.

solution: LASERS is some sort of wise guy. He has a powerful name, though.

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  • GLUT OF DOGS

    GLUT OF DOGS

    TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851

  • THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.

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