I'm going to cut to the chase and get down to brass tacks. This is the conclusion of last week's Magazine Mayhem feature, so if you haven't seen it, go see it now. Once you have seen it, you may continue reading with impunity. Please now enjoy these fine images courtesy of the Something Awful Forum Goons.
If you look very closely at this Mr Plow image, you can see the truth about what really happened on 9/11.
There is a fifty-fifty chance of this Elbonio magazine being right. Either it is, or it isn't.
You fell with such great grace,
from the pen of pipes!
grace, O', of a thousand bats,
from that dark haven
of our hearts.
eightcell lives in a small shack that's rotting and covered and mold, supported entirely by giant stacks of magazines such as this.
Static Dynamics just blew a 0.09% blood alcohol content... of the mind.
Given our society's obsession with stalking and ridiculing celebrities, it's tempting to seek a life of anonymity. But beware: not being famous has its own hidden costs.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!