I'm going to cut to the chase and get down to brass tacks. This is the conclusion of last week's Magazine Mayhem feature, so if you haven't seen it, go see it now. Once you have seen it, you may continue reading with impunity. Please now enjoy these fine images courtesy of the Something Awful Forum Goons.

If you look very closely at this Mr Plow image, you can see the truth about what really happened on 9/11.

There is a fifty-fifty chance of this Elbonio magazine being right. Either it is, or it isn't.

O',
Sweet flower,
image, You.
You fell with such great grace,
from the pen of pipes!
grace, O', of a thousand bats,
unleashed,
bloodthirsty,
from that dark haven
of our hearts.

eightcell lives in a small shack that's rotting and covered and mold, supported entirely by giant stacks of magazines such as this.

Static Dynamics just blew a 0.09% blood alcohol content... of the mind.

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