"I was about to do one of these for some minor star wars character that was on screen for a second, before I realized that dude probably has four or five books written about him somewhere," explained forums poster entropy. It's a valid excuse, as far as "why I'm posting in a Photoshop thread without including an image" disclaimers go. Still, Star Wars aside, most minor characters never end up in novels, instead relegated to the galleries of disturbingly obsessed deviantArtists. But what if these characters were granted full-length films? Other than "very few people would go see them," what then? The SA Goons made some promo posters, just in case.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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