Back in 2004, forums member KittyLitter launched a Lord of the Rings-related Photoshop thread with the best of intentions and the worst of starter images. The resulting Goldmine reveled in an intentionally bad aesthetic. With prequel The Hobbit in theaters soon, Sir_Lagsalot figured it was time for a new Tolkien-based theme. His opening efforts were actually solid, but some of the follow-ups were purposefully shoddy, out of respect for tradition. Yeah, that's how I'll spin it.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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