Look at these gorgeous animals! What kind of site would offer such majestic imagery as well as interesting tidbits such as "elephants are essentially gregarious" and "leopards are shy, solitary creatures"? Why, the kind that charges you up to $39,400 for the trophy corpse of a captive-bred lion!
Look at this fucking woman. I'm fantasizing about a scenario in which the lion was just stunned into unconsciousness, and it starts waking up cranky right in the middle of her stupid photo shoot. People have mixed opinions about deer-killing weekend hunters, but I can't see any reason why assholes who spend tens of thousands of dollars to kill exotic animals in Africa shouldn't be mauled by the first available carnivorous species. Circle of life!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.