Look at these gorgeous animals! What kind of site would offer such majestic imagery as well as interesting tidbits such as "elephants are essentially gregarious" and "leopards are shy, solitary creatures"? Why, the kind that charges you up to $39,400 for the trophy corpse of a captive-bred lion!
Look at this fucking woman. I'm fantasizing about a scenario in which the lion was just stunned into unconsciousness, and it starts waking up cranky right in the middle of her stupid photo shoot. People have mixed opinions about deer-killing weekend hunters, but I can't see any reason why assholes who spend tens of thousands of dollars to kill exotic animals in Africa shouldn't be mauled by the first available carnivorous species. Circle of life!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.