Once sh1fty's pupils dilated so big that doctors had to put icepacks on them to bring down the swelling. True story.
Drill Instructor put some effort into his drug joke, which is a lot more than most people do with drug jokes.
esoteric333 didn't put so much effort into his drug joke.
Hemlock is one of the finest softwoods out there, and his humor is okay as well.
robot roll call spent 13 years getting rained on to research this image.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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