Once sh1fty's pupils dilated so big that doctors had to put icepacks on them to bring down the swelling. True story.
Drill Instructor put some effort into his drug joke, which is a lot more than most people do with drug jokes.
esoteric333 didn't put so much effort into his drug joke.
Hemlock is one of the finest softwoods out there, and his humor is okay as well.
robot roll call spent 13 years getting rained on to research this image.
A broadcasting legend pleads with the world of the living.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
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