It is a sad fact of life that modern culture is rapidly declining in intelligence. Complexity and challenging ideas are becoming ever more elusive as people rush to embrace simplistic concepts and cheap entertainment. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons decided to further erode a big heaping stew of movies, simplifying things for the main characters in an attempt to avert unnecessary conflict.

Because this week deals with a lot of scenes from movies, being a film buff will help things. If you are not a film buff, I recommend you go out and rent a video store and then come back.


Bang Bang Bart got things started by pulling this out of his metaphorical hat.

beato prefers Cadillac pimping to all other forms of transportation.

CharlesDubious smells something burning and better get out of the house right now!!!!

dirtysoundfx is outraged by the rising cost of wheat and the wheat industry's greed.

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  • The Fracking Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    The Fracking Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    ‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.

  • Your Dog is Totally Worth Refrigerated Food

    Your Dog is Totally Worth Refrigerated Food

    Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.

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