Infinitum still wears his Powerglove, because he has gained so much weight that it is permanently attached to his hand.

Pirahna's motion picture road trips take longer than most of my actual road trips.

Anti-Ventura summoned the strength to carry on and make this image after a grueling 14 days in the desert.

ThePerfectSeth remembers Drew Barrymore in the old days, before her stupidity was honed.

Cheezily used his street smarts to make this image.

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