Infinitum still wears his Powerglove, because he has gained so much weight that it is permanently attached to his hand.
Pirahna's motion picture road trips take longer than most of my actual road trips.
Anti-Ventura summoned the strength to carry on and make this image after a grueling 14 days in the desert.
ThePerfectSeth remembers Drew Barrymore in the old days, before her stupidity was honed.
Cheezily used his street smarts to make this image.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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