Hellblazer187 captures a lesser known side of Washington: his steroid abuse.
TheMarsTravolta is still crying over the end of the new Harry Potter book.
Food Boner is the last person I'd want handling my meals.
Lavalamp doesn't consider art to be art unless it involves unicorns or Pegasus.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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