Who is this man? Forums poster Tricky Twisty says "That's Jesus," and I'm inclined to believe him, because he's usually right about things. But the SA Goons went through a lot of trouble to suggest alternatives, so I guess it's only fair to share them! These images make some crazy promises about March 26, but don't worry - religious deadline-dates are always negotiable!

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