Who is this man? Forums poster Tricky Twisty says "That's Jesus," and I'm inclined to believe him, because he's usually right about things. But the SA Goons went through a lot of trouble to suggest alternatives, so I guess it's only fair to share them! These images make some crazy promises about March 26, but don't worry - religious deadline-dates are always negotiable!
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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