"Throwdown" is fending off women left and right, but only when he goes into his basement. No, I don't know what that means either.
"boji" is very popular with the ladies:
"CptPlanet" is no longer as interested in promoting environmental issues as he used to be.
"Visual Agnosia" offers this public service announcement (YOU BETTER READ THIS, JAPAN):
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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