"Throwdown" is fending off women left and right, but only when he goes into his basement. No, I don't know what that means either.
"boji" is very popular with the ladies:
"CptPlanet" is no longer as interested in promoting environmental issues as he used to be.
"Visual Agnosia" offers this public service announcement (YOU BETTER READ THIS, JAPAN):
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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