"Phalkin" sends a friendly reminder to kids to just give the fuck up already:
"mav.rc" reminds us of the harsh consequences to flunking out of NASA:
"Lamech" gives hope to starving drama lovers:
Here is "Gatekeeper" confusing the vast majority of people, save for the few a little too familiar with Lewis Black.
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
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