"Cacogen" got things started by apparently forgetting it's no longer 1994. Here's Jim Carrey and Lauren Holly...
And here's what happens when you go on a blind date over the Internet:
"T3CK" shows the outcome of a hillbilly-lunatic courtship:
Real life zombies. Jesus, and I thought radiation was required.
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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