Hello there, internauts! This week we've got a whole creeping batch of deliciously deviant social hygiene posters thanks to the collective perversion of the SA Forums! With countless old posters to work from, the goons had a field day running amok with their dirty jokes and inspired absurdity. Originally intended to promote clean living and good health, these posters now serve an altogether different purpose. What purpose is that you ask? NOTHING SHORT OF THE WILL OF SATAN. Enjoy!

"olafin" is the watery tart that got things started this week:

"Morbid Florist" makes it all sound so fun and exciting.

My money is on the one on the right. "FreakyZoid" gets the square.

"lordjuicy" knows how to sell his strong points:

"Howard Beale" has a healthy outlook on women:

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