"olafin" is the watery tart that got things started this week:
"Morbid Florist" makes it all sound so fun and exciting.
My money is on the one on the right. "FreakyZoid" gets the square.
"lordjuicy" knows how to sell his strong points:
"Howard Beale" has a healthy outlook on women:
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Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige lays out the plan for Marvel launching a movie based around a female super hero's ass.
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