marcspector's side effects may include blushing, frequent urination, hair loss, heart attack, hemorrhoids, hiccups, high blood pressure, high pressure within the eye (glaucoma), and hearing problems.
Beefbox can't resist the summer blockbusters.
Phthalogreen will show you the life of the mind!
You can eat a big bag of rotten eggs and JTBKSC wouldn't even care (unless they were his rotten eggs you ate).
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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