marcspector's side effects may include blushing, frequent urination, hair loss, heart attack, hemorrhoids, hiccups, high blood pressure, high pressure within the eye (glaucoma), and hearing problems.
Beefbox can't resist the summer blockbusters.
Phthalogreen will show you the life of the mind!
You can eat a big bag of rotten eggs and JTBKSC wouldn't even care (unless they were his rotten eggs you ate).
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I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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