marcspector's side effects may include blushing, frequent urination, hair loss, heart attack, hemorrhoids, hiccups, high blood pressure, high pressure within the eye (glaucoma), and hearing problems.
Beefbox can't resist the summer blockbusters.
Phthalogreen will show you the life of the mind!
You can eat a big bag of rotten eggs and JTBKSC wouldn't even care (unless they were his rotten eggs you ate).
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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