Guns! Whether you're shooting some targets down at the rifle range, or cosplaying as Final Fantasy X-2-era Yuna using the "Gunner" dressphere, there are literally several of uses for guns. However, it has recently been discovered that guns can be used to harm or even kill a human life. As such, the dopes and clydes of the Something Awful Forums have put together several non-lethal uses for guns. Feel free to try these at home!
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Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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