For the past week, at each Chinese restaurant I've visited (I eat Chinese food at every meal), the employees have asked me about a certain NBA sensation. "Where will Dwight Howard end up after the trade deadline," they inevitably inquire. It's a pressing question to be sure, discussed not only in Midwestern Chinese restaurants but also in Chinese restaurants nationwide! However, research indicates our readers would be much more interested in NFL developments, off-season or not, so we'll focus on another sports star who's potentially on the move. Normally the SA Forum Goons would use an occasion like this to Photoshop Peyton Manning into assorted movie scenes and historical backdrops, but this theme started in The Football Funhouse, and that place does things a little differently. So root hard for Febreeze as he changes every pro-football logo into a ManningFace!
Note: Dave "Febreeze" Rappoccio made all the following images, except one Rams logo, which is cited otherwise.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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