For the past week, at each Chinese restaurant I've visited (I eat Chinese food at every meal), the employees have asked me about a certain NBA sensation. "Where will Dwight Howard end up after the trade deadline," they inevitably inquire. It's a pressing question to be sure, discussed not only in Midwestern Chinese restaurants but also in Chinese restaurants nationwide! However, research indicates our readers would be much more interested in NFL developments, off-season or not, so we'll focus on another sports star who's potentially on the move. Normally the SA Forum Goons would use an occasion like this to Photoshop Peyton Manning into assorted movie scenes and historical backdrops, but this theme started in The Football Funhouse, and that place does things a little differently. So root hard for Febreeze as he changes every pro-football logo into a ManningFace!
Note: Dave "Febreeze" Rappoccio made all the following images, except one Rams logo, which is cited otherwise.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!