For the past week, at each Chinese restaurant I've visited (I eat Chinese food at every meal), the employees have asked me about a certain NBA sensation. "Where will Dwight Howard end up after the trade deadline," they inevitably inquire. It's a pressing question to be sure, discussed not only in Midwestern Chinese restaurants but also in Chinese restaurants nationwide! However, research indicates our readers would be much more interested in NFL developments, off-season or not, so we'll focus on another sports star who's potentially on the move. Normally the SA Forum Goons would use an occasion like this to Photoshop Peyton Manning into assorted movie scenes and historical backdrops, but this theme started in The Football Funhouse, and that place does things a little differently. So root hard for Febreeze as he changes every pro-football logo into a ManningFace!
Note: Dave "Febreeze" Rappoccio made all the following images, except one Rams logo, which is cited otherwise.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!