In the song "You Were Right," Built to Spill's Doug Martsch reaffirms what various other lyricists have written throughout the rock era, from "manic depression's a frustrating mess" to "all we are is the dust in the wind." Basically, pretty much every songwriter turns out to have been right, except Bob Marley, who's repeatedly denounced as wrong. It's a provocative theory, but we won't get into it here, because while it tangentially relates to this week's "Right/Wrong" theme, the SA Forum Goons have made movie things instead of music things. Enjoy!
That Ignorant Sap
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!