In the song "You Were Right," Built to Spill's Doug Martsch reaffirms what various other lyricists have written throughout the rock era, from "manic depression's a frustrating mess" to "all we are is the dust in the wind." Basically, pretty much every songwriter turns out to have been right, except Bob Marley, who's repeatedly denounced as wrong. It's a provocative theory, but we won't get into it here, because while it tangentially relates to this week's "Right/Wrong" theme, the SA Forum Goons have made movie things instead of music things. Enjoy!
That Ignorant Sap
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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