"spacemountain" makes playing DDR a physically exhausting and mind boggling process. Yeah, here comes a great 10-minute violin solo!
"Keshik" is right: DDR fans really are worse than Hitler! Okay, so he didn't actually say that.
"CardinlBiggles" wants to shoot you. I support this.
"CardinlBiggles" has a fascination with hunting that defies even sexual preference!
"KaptainMyke" is some kind of weirdo I guess:
Hail Japanese Game!!! (Ice cream, VCR, "Visual Agnosia")!!!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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