"spacemountain" makes playing DDR a physically exhausting and mind boggling process. Yeah, here comes a great 10-minute violin solo!
"Keshik" is right: DDR fans really are worse than Hitler! Okay, so he didn't actually say that.
"CardinlBiggles" wants to shoot you. I support this.
"CardinlBiggles" has a fascination with hunting that defies even sexual preference!
"KaptainMyke" is some kind of weirdo I guess:
Hail Japanese Game!!! (Ice cream, VCR, "Visual Agnosia")!!!
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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