"spacemountain" makes playing DDR a physically exhausting and mind boggling process. Yeah, here comes a great 10-minute violin solo!
"Keshik" is right: DDR fans really are worse than Hitler! Okay, so he didn't actually say that.
"CardinlBiggles" wants to shoot you. I support this.
"CardinlBiggles" has a fascination with hunting that defies even sexual preference!
"KaptainMyke" is some kind of weirdo I guess:
Hail Japanese Game!!! (Ice cream, VCR, "Visual Agnosia")!!!
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
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