"spacemountain" makes playing DDR a physically exhausting and mind boggling process. Yeah, here comes a great 10-minute violin solo!
"Keshik" is right: DDR fans really are worse than Hitler! Okay, so he didn't actually say that.
"CardinlBiggles" wants to shoot you. I support this.
"CardinlBiggles" has a fascination with hunting that defies even sexual preference!
"KaptainMyke" is some kind of weirdo I guess:
Hail Japanese Game!!! (Ice cream, VCR, "Visual Agnosia")!!!
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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