WE BEGIN NOW!
A Tribute to Dick Cheney: As some people might remember, Dick Cheney is the vice president of the United States. When he isn't busy living underground in secret Cold War bunkers or buffing his forehead with special forehead buffing products, he apparently has all sorts of adventures. Actually, no, he doesn't. But with a little help from the SA Goons, he manages to do a little more than whatever it is he does now.
Cut Through Marketing BS: Honesty is generally a good but ignored policy when it comes to marketing products and services. Since most companies lack honesty, the Goons decided to pick up the slack and redesign products, advertisements, and so on to reflect the truth, which we can apparently handle quite easily.
"Katto" started all the Dick Cheney antics, so blame him.
"Chibboleth" took a break from wrestling turtles to make this:
"plushpuffin" made this awful image, but it's so darn freaky I would be the next Hitler if I didn't include it:
"TunaSled" goes off to the Land of Oz in search of a good heart or courage or something like that:
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
Editor's Note: Due to a freak power outage, this obituary of Barbara Bush was written without the benefit of research. In order to pay our respects to this great woman in a timely fashion, we have decided to post this piece as-is. We hope you forgive any errors on our part.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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