Oh, hello. Perhaps you're asking: "Why did the SA Goons keep making Beyonce-face Photoshops even after a Comedy Goldmine featuring 20 of them? How many of those things could the Internet possibly need?" Let me respond to your question with a disclaimer: One of the images near the bottom of this page is apparently a Walking Dead spoiler. A video at the bottom of this page contains weird nudity and wall-sex; it's also a Walking Dead spoiler! The rest is pretty great too!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
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