Oh, hello. Perhaps you're asking: "Why did the SA Goons keep making Beyonce-face Photoshops even after a Comedy Goldmine featuring 20 of them? How many of those things could the Internet possibly need?" Let me respond to your question with a disclaimer: One of the images near the bottom of this page is apparently a Walking Dead spoiler. A video at the bottom of this page contains weird nudity and wall-sex; it's also a Walking Dead spoiler! The rest is pretty great too!
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!