Recently, Paralympic medal-monger Oscar Pistorius shot and killed his girlfriend, under circumstances yet to be determined. Very sad. Because he has a keen interest in justice, Palpek has been following the case diligently, sifting through conflicting reports and analyzing investigative gambits! Because he's a member of the SA Forums, he supplemented his research with pop-culture-referencing Photoshops! If you want to be part of the South African jury pool, stop reading now! Not only have you learned too much about the case from this intro alone, but also you need to find another ambition, because South Africa has a juryless legal system based on Roman-Dutch law! Everyone else can keep reading, though if you'd be more comfortable laughing at a singer lady making a funny face instead of a possible deathcrime, skip to page 3!
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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