Recently, Paralympic medal-monger Oscar Pistorius shot and killed his girlfriend, under circumstances yet to be determined. Very sad. Because he has a keen interest in justice, Palpek has been following the case diligently, sifting through conflicting reports and analyzing investigative gambits! Because he's a member of the SA Forums, he supplemented his research with pop-culture-referencing Photoshops! If you want to be part of the South African jury pool, stop reading now! Not only have you learned too much about the case from this intro alone, but also you need to find another ambition, because South Africa has a juryless legal system based on Roman-Dutch law! Everyone else can keep reading, though if you'd be more comfortable laughing at a singer lady making a funny face instead of a possible deathcrime, skip to page 3!





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