Dodgeball is playing with power... POWER BEYOND HIS COMPREHENSION.
Unbelievably Fat Man blows the lid off of scandal, exposing it to the harsh elements and the possibility of mold and spoilage.
Kanzune denies us a perfectly good fatality.
Oh yeah, gohansmanhood knows history, but he treats her like a bitch.
Mathemagician is never going to be an astronaut. Not until he gets that bladder problem under control, anyway.
Okay, I quit. Thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these fine images for us this week. We will return next week with pictures of peanuts stripped of their dignity.
Thanks as well to our persistent friends at Freaking News. Give them a visit you crazy kids!
Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Kurt Cobain and gang finally learn the truth behind Morton Downey's evil scheme.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!