Dodgeball is playing with power... POWER BEYOND HIS COMPREHENSION.

Unbelievably Fat Man blows the lid off of scandal, exposing it to the harsh elements and the possibility of mold and spoilage.

Kanzune denies us a perfectly good fatality.

Oh yeah, gohansmanhood knows history, but he treats her like a bitch.

Mathemagician is never going to be an astronaut. Not until he gets that bladder problem under control, anyway.

Okay, I quit. Thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these fine images for us this week. We will return next week with pictures of peanuts stripped of their dignity.

Thanks as well to our persistent friends at Freaking News. Give them a visit you crazy kids!

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