Christ used his urban sorcerer lifestyle as inspiration for this.

Piney plucked this ugly duckling from obscurity and gave it a makeover.

Scienide made this as surely as the sea's mighty tides bring flotsam and weeds to shore each and every day.

Just a few more images and spkelley48 can retire and maybe build that shed he's always talking about.

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