Late Unpleasantness spends most of his evenings and weekends making bootleg Mrs. Dash in his bathtub.
Knormal wastes so much money on paper towels it's not even funny. If only he knew about ShamWOW...
Girl... Just knowin' that you want Effingham by your side mellows his mind and enhances his pride.
I am perfectly content not knowing anything more about this AdotK picture.
Millie is gravely concerned about the staggering number of pumps in a bump out there.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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