Late Unpleasantness spends most of his evenings and weekends making bootleg Mrs. Dash in his bathtub.

Knormal wastes so much money on paper towels it's not even funny. If only he knew about ShamWOW...

Girl... Just knowin' that you want Effingham by your side mellows his mind and enhances his pride.

I am perfectly content not knowing anything more about this AdotK picture.

Millie is gravely concerned about the staggering number of pumps in a bump out there.

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