Late Unpleasantness spends most of his evenings and weekends making bootleg Mrs. Dash in his bathtub.
Knormal wastes so much money on paper towels it's not even funny. If only he knew about ShamWOW...
Girl... Just knowin' that you want Effingham by your side mellows his mind and enhances his pride.
I am perfectly content not knowing anything more about this AdotK picture.
Millie is gravely concerned about the staggering number of pumps in a bump out there.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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