Karo has read only one book in his life: the phone book. Needless to say, he loved it.
If you look at this Blobone and don't instantly pump your fist in excitement, you have no soul.
Captain Equinox is so rich he buys $5 bread for toast.
clockwork automaton is hoping his extreme Mountain Dew lifestyle never catches up.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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