Karo has read only one book in his life: the phone book. Needless to say, he loved it.
If you look at this Blobone and don't instantly pump your fist in excitement, you have no soul.
Captain Equinox is so rich he buys $5 bread for toast.
clockwork automaton is hoping his extreme Mountain Dew lifestyle never catches up.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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