Geschwafel got together with a bunch of his friends to raid this book.

Matamata found this ol' gem in his attic.

In a pinch, Mein Eyes! will settle for any old Ulysses.

dot_matrix would be nothing without his reason, purpose, self-esteem, and mood-altering medications.

Matamata once burnt a stack of these to keep warm.

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