Condoms are an invaluable add in the prevention of unwanted life, and there is a hell of a lot of unwanted life kicking and screaming and trying to claw its way into our world. Their need has triggered a wealth of novelty and designer condoms of all shapes and sizes, from practical to the absurd. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons decided to showcase some really bad ideas for condoms, if for no other reason than to make what's out there seem really sane and practical. I hope you enjoy looking at tons of condom boxes, because that's your destiny for the next few minutes!

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