Condoms are an invaluable add in the prevention of unwanted life, and there is a hell of a lot of unwanted life kicking and screaming and trying to claw its way into our world. Their need has triggered a wealth of novelty and designer condoms of all shapes and sizes, from practical to the absurd. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons decided to showcase some really bad ideas for condoms, if for no other reason than to make what's out there seem really sane and practical. I hope you enjoy looking at tons of condom boxes, because that's your destiny for the next few minutes!

dirtysoundfx got things started by summoning this picture into existence.

Flame san2D made this image while resting on the shoulders of a larger Photoshop image maker.

Some of you would argue that no one single man could make this picture, but I put forth this startling fact: Mr. Fantabulous, one single man, made this picture.

Dr. Fred wrote a script to make this picture appear on his Linux box.

Accident Underwater was thrown out of matador school for taking things too personal.

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