When Herr Lipp dreams everyone speaks in the language of dogs.
Fred Breakfast made this picture, but he does not know it as well as it knows him.
3toes is like a breadbox full of moldy bread: always denying people sandwiches.
Even if Kotaru was the best car salesman in the world, he still couldn't defeat Spider-man.
Canuckistan is grooming his rock collection to take over the family quarry.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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