When Herr Lipp dreams everyone speaks in the language of dogs.
Fred Breakfast made this picture, but he does not know it as well as it knows him.
3toes is like a breadbox full of moldy bread: always denying people sandwiches.
Even if Kotaru was the best car salesman in the world, he still couldn't defeat Spider-man.
Canuckistan is grooming his rock collection to take over the family quarry.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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