When Herr Lipp dreams everyone speaks in the language of dogs.
Fred Breakfast made this picture, but he does not know it as well as it knows him.
3toes is like a breadbox full of moldy bread: always denying people sandwiches.
Even if Kotaru was the best car salesman in the world, he still couldn't defeat Spider-man.
Canuckistan is grooming his rock collection to take over the family quarry.
Sir Mix-a-Lot's classic follow up to "Baby Got Back" has serious unintended consequences.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
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