When Herr Lipp dreams everyone speaks in the language of dogs.
Fred Breakfast made this picture, but he does not know it as well as it knows him.
3toes is like a breadbox full of moldy bread: always denying people sandwiches.
Even if Kotaru was the best car salesman in the world, he still couldn't defeat Spider-man.
Canuckistan is grooming his rock collection to take over the family quarry.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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