Robotnik won't go anywhere without his lucky cabbage.
bob-o learned Satanism from Harry Potter.
CherryDoom is perhaps the least desirable flavor of doom.
IOwnCalculus reads classic literature to his cereal in hopes of earning its respect.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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