King Gonad rescued this picture from a burning shoe factory only to discover that it was not the pair of shoes he had hoped for.

ManiacClown wants to be towed by six white horses inside the 1966 Batmobile when he dies.

Otik decided if it came down to being feared or loved, he would rather be feared than loved in his Tex-Mex cooking class.

Oplem once wrote out a check so pure and crystalline that no bank had the heart to cash.

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