King Gonad rescued this picture from a burning shoe factory only to discover that it was not the pair of shoes he had hoped for.
ManiacClown wants to be towed by six white horses inside the 1966 Batmobile when he dies.
Otik decided if it came down to being feared or loved, he would rather be feared than loved in his Tex-Mex cooking class.
Oplem once wrote out a check so pure and crystalline that no bank had the heart to cash.
And that's that, thankfully! Thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these fine images, and to dirtysoundfx for getting things started. Props to gucci helicopter for ghostwriting a few comments. We'll return next week with a whole lot of meat.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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