King Gonad rescued this picture from a burning shoe factory only to discover that it was not the pair of shoes he had hoped for.
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Otik decided if it came down to being feared or loved, he would rather be feared than loved in his Tex-Mex cooking class.
Oplem once wrote out a check so pure and crystalline that no bank had the heart to cash.
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