King Gonad rescued this picture from a burning shoe factory only to discover that it was not the pair of shoes he had hoped for.
ManiacClown wants to be towed by six white horses inside the 1966 Batmobile when he dies.
Otik decided if it came down to being feared or loved, he would rather be feared than loved in his Tex-Mex cooking class.
Oplem once wrote out a check so pure and crystalline that no bank had the heart to cash.
And that's that, thankfully! Thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these fine images, and to dirtysoundfx for getting things started. Props to gucci helicopter for ghostwriting a few comments. We'll return next week with a whole lot of meat.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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