SATAN ITCHES JACKSON'S BOOB
Forum chump "SydBarrett" offers up this thrilling tale of romance, featuring the King of the Underworld and a secretary with an ill-advised translucent skirt:
Lice! Chicken pox! Possibly crabs or deer ticks! "Arsidubu" presents:
"AxeManiac's" gripping fable proves there's no "breast" for the wicked! Hah?
"Tech's" entry also exposes the dangers of elective body enhancement:
It's just getting started! Turn to the next page... IF YOU DARE!!!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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