SATAN ITCHES JACKSON'S BOOB
Forum chump "SydBarrett" offers up this thrilling tale of romance, featuring the King of the Underworld and a secretary with an ill-advised translucent skirt:
Lice! Chicken pox! Possibly crabs or deer ticks! "Arsidubu" presents:
"AxeManiac's" gripping fable proves there's no "breast" for the wicked! Hah?
"Tech's" entry also exposes the dangers of elective body enhancement:
It's just getting started! Turn to the next page... IF YOU DARE!!!
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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