SATAN ITCHES JACKSON'S BOOB
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Lice! Chicken pox! Possibly crabs or deer ticks! "Arsidubu" presents:
"AxeManiac's" gripping fable proves there's no "breast" for the wicked! Hah?
"Tech's" entry also exposes the dangers of elective body enhancement:
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Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
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