SATAN ITCHES JACKSON'S BOOB
Forum chump "SydBarrett" offers up this thrilling tale of romance, featuring the King of the Underworld and a secretary with an ill-advised translucent skirt:
Lice! Chicken pox! Possibly crabs or deer ticks! "Arsidubu" presents:
"AxeManiac's" gripping fable proves there's no "breast" for the wicked! Hah?
"Tech's" entry also exposes the dangers of elective body enhancement:
It's just getting started! Turn to the next page... IF YOU DARE!!!
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
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