Tipps called off work so he would be able to dedicate more time to making this image. The K-Mart gun department was a mess without him.

virkato has the virility of a hot dog, always puffing up when things get too hot.

X JAKK brought this image into the world, but his cruel and abusive manner led to authorities taking it away from him.

It was fate that brought X JAKK and this image together. Fate and also giant magnets.

It is with a heavy heart and much regret that Lank retires this week's Photoshop Phriday with this image:

That's it! Thanks for stopping by and thanks to Bang Bang Bart and the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images. Joining me on color commentary was The Ultimate Hustler and David Thorpe. Please stop by next week for images of a spectacular nature.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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