Tipps called off work so he would be able to dedicate more time to making this image. The K-Mart gun department was a mess without him.

virkato has the virility of a hot dog, always puffing up when things get too hot.

X JAKK brought this image into the world, but his cruel and abusive manner led to authorities taking it away from him.

It was fate that brought X JAKK and this image together. Fate and also giant magnets.

It is with a heavy heart and much regret that Lank retires this week's Photoshop Phriday with this image:

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