In the world of scented candles, the true titan is the Yankee Candle Company, which like Microsoft has a brutal monopoly based around crushing the competition. This heartless megacorporation pumps out assembly line candles of every scent imaginable just because they can, and because consumers don't know any better. But, even with their godlike might, the Something Awful Forum Goons still managed to find a few scents those Yankee bastards have yet to claim.

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