Thanks to his big legs and karate, random nickname can do splits no problem.
rockthecasbah5 is tired of being trapped in the hustle and bustle of modern life and yearns to be free and own a taco stand.
snortpocket's sugar daddy made this for him in exchange for sexual favors.
There was something in the air that night, The Angry Brit.
TheLiz wiped the sweat from his furled brow, handed me this image, then set back to work in the fields.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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