Thanks to his big legs and karate, random nickname can do splits no problem.
rockthecasbah5 is tired of being trapped in the hustle and bustle of modern life and yearns to be free and own a taco stand.
snortpocket's sugar daddy made this for him in exchange for sexual favors.
There was something in the air that night, The Angry Brit.
TheLiz wiped the sweat from his furled brow, handed me this image, then set back to work in the fields.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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