Thanks to his big legs and karate, random nickname can do splits no problem.
rockthecasbah5 is tired of being trapped in the hustle and bustle of modern life and yearns to be free and own a taco stand.
snortpocket's sugar daddy made this for him in exchange for sexual favors.
There was something in the air that night, The Angry Brit.
TheLiz wiped the sweat from his furled brow, handed me this image, then set back to work in the fields.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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