Thanks to his big legs and karate, random nickname can do splits no problem.
rockthecasbah5 is tired of being trapped in the hustle and bustle of modern life and yearns to be free and own a taco stand.
snortpocket's sugar daddy made this for him in exchange for sexual favors.
There was something in the air that night, The Angry Brit.
TheLiz wiped the sweat from his furled brow, handed me this image, then set back to work in the fields.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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