This Koos fellow does some nice work!

There's a new mayor in the Neighborhood of Make Believe, and his name is josefretarded. Cross him and he'll rip your balls off and send them on a trolley ride to hell.

Kanzune is as delicious as the anthropomorphic hamburger that gave birth to him.

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