Deadeye Dick is a mummy excavation waiting to happen.
-X- is like a tugboat and the world is like a horse and together they make no sense.
SmackAttack hasn't been heard from since he went to investigate the mystery of the ranch house in Hidden Valley.
FishShalami lives and dies by the credo "/pizza."
The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
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