Deadeye Dick is a mummy excavation waiting to happen.
-X- is like a tugboat and the world is like a horse and together they make no sense.
SmackAttack hasn't been heard from since he went to investigate the mystery of the ranch house in Hidden Valley.
FishShalami lives and dies by the credo "/pizza."
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
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