Deadeye Dick is a mummy excavation waiting to happen.
-X- is like a tugboat and the world is like a horse and together they make no sense.
SmackAttack hasn't been heard from since he went to investigate the mystery of the ranch house in Hidden Valley.
FishShalami lives and dies by the credo "/pizza."
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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