Look at this lady. She's clearly very happy, and also very confused, given that it's neither Christmas nor April! But if there's one important message this image conveys -- there are several, but let's stick to one for now -- it's that any time is a fine time for wearing a Christmas sweater. (I realize she's not actually wearing one, but she's using subtle clues to convey the message that it's okay to do year-round.) The SA Goons decided to support this all-season sweater advocacy campaign by wrangling some big-name endorsers, using the highly successful celebrity-recruitment tool known as "Photoshop"!
To ease into the "Celebrity Sweaters" theme, here are a couple unaltered images that people posted. Normally I don't condone this sort of thing, but the three-runners sweater is awesome.
And here are Lord Lilf's starter images! He was kind enough to provide the quality caption "Hellbent for Sweaters" alongside his Rob Halford pic. As for the other, it's probably what John Waters actually wore while providing DVD commentary for his beloved Christmas Evil.
Okay now let's see what other SA forums contributors came up with to fill pages 2 and 3, why not!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!