Velnich saw one movie then he saw another movie and he was like "what if they were the same movie?" and then all hell broke loose.
Tiki God dears to dream of a mirror universe Patton.
Captain Equinox is a DEAD MAN, you hear me GOD DAMN IT!?
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Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
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