occamsmonkey is a human Photoshop assembly line.
Theraflu's mind is sharp, not blunt like a lemon.
Fickle Fascination keeps his dictionary on the top shelf, because he likes high definition.
occamsmonkey is a very special kind of special.
That'll do it! Thanks for viewing and thanks to occamsmonkey for making one billion images and the Something Awful Forum Goons for making the rest. Props to my dawg Moof for ghostwriting a couple comments. Join us next week for free ham.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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