occamsmonkey is a human Photoshop assembly line.
Theraflu's mind is sharp, not blunt like a lemon.
Fickle Fascination keeps his dictionary on the top shelf, because he likes high definition.
occamsmonkey is a very special kind of special.
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"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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