Behold! It is the terrible Man-Chair, a being of pure horror and comfort.

"Code" just wants you to sit down and have a little talk.

"takanotees" shows that even chairs have to make a stand.

If you really love "quazi" you'll sit on his lap.

Well, there certainly isn't anything scary about this seating arrangement. "Tanisen" invites you to have a seat.

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