Jonny Anonymous would much rather be feared than loved.
RalphTheWonderLlama is careful not to oversell his credentials.
BaronVonMadness is ready to install Linux on your box, ma'am.
Novah is more mysterious and more terrible than any of us could have imagined.
ursa_minor apparently learned how to write playing this. I, on the other hand, learned not to consume life crystals recklessly.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
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