Jonny Anonymous would much rather be feared than loved.
RalphTheWonderLlama is careful not to oversell his credentials.
BaronVonMadness is ready to install Linux on your box, ma'am.
Novah is more mysterious and more terrible than any of us could have imagined.
ursa_minor apparently learned how to write playing this. I, on the other hand, learned not to consume life crystals recklessly.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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