Jonny Anonymous would much rather be feared than loved.
RalphTheWonderLlama is careful not to oversell his credentials.
BaronVonMadness is ready to install Linux on your box, ma'am.
Novah is more mysterious and more terrible than any of us could have imagined.
ursa_minor apparently learned how to write playing this. I, on the other hand, learned not to consume life crystals recklessly.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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