Jonny Anonymous would much rather be feared than loved.
RalphTheWonderLlama is careful not to oversell his credentials.
BaronVonMadness is ready to install Linux on your box, ma'am.
Novah is more mysterious and more terrible than any of us could have imagined.
ursa_minor apparently learned how to write playing this. I, on the other hand, learned not to consume life crystals recklessly.
Russian President Vladimir Putin has sworn to personally investigate the murder of opposition leader Boris Nemtsov. In fact, Putin plans to use his expertise to solve most major crimes.
Finding the right hat can feel like walking through a minefield for guys. Did a murderer wear your hat? Was it ruined by bros? Are you just an idiot? Find out with our authoritative ranking of bad hats.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!