Jonny Anonymous would much rather be feared than loved.
RalphTheWonderLlama is careful not to oversell his credentials.
BaronVonMadness is ready to install Linux on your box, ma'am.
Novah is more mysterious and more terrible than any of us could have imagined.
ursa_minor apparently learned how to write playing this. I, on the other hand, learned not to consume life crystals recklessly.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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