Boozer Bear hopes to become a scientist so he can one day find a cure for loneliness.

Memorabeliac is pretty much dead on with this one as far as I know.

"My leg hurts," said Baron Von Awesome.

The Royal Nonesuch still has flashbacks to when he made this image.

Tragedy struck today when noted "goon" IZO attacked his neighbors' house with a homemade flamethrower, igniting several gallons of hobo jug wine and blowing up three adjacent houses.

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– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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