Boozer Bear hopes to become a scientist so he can one day find a cure for loneliness.

Memorabeliac is pretty much dead on with this one as far as I know.

"My leg hurts," said Baron Von Awesome.

The Royal Nonesuch still has flashbacks to when he made this image.

Tragedy struck today when noted "goon" IZO attacked his neighbors' house with a homemade flamethrower, igniting several gallons of hobo jug wine and blowing up three adjacent houses.

That's it for this week! Thanks to Shab for getting things started and to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these fine pictures. Stop on by the forums for more Photoshop fun, and come here next week for pictures of my recent colonoscopy.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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