settes made this and then retired to a small tropical island where he sips drinks and eats fruit picked by poor natives.

Dance, Shab, dance! DANCE FOR THE PEOPLE YOU LITTLE MONKEY.

I'll be damned if TremorX is going to mess up a perfectly good "Matlock" displayin' TV.

io_burn's tattered vocal cords are going to snap if he has to tell Grandma one more time!!

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