In his dreams Limehouse v.2 is an erotic parachute jump instructor with a large collection of rare teapots.
Deadeye Dick is a troubled boy with sweaty palms and numerous dark secrets.
It would take at least two rooms full of monkeys with Photoshop to outsmart Flourz on any given day.
frumpykvetchbot made this with his personal microcomputer!
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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