In the "Post Your Unpopular Opinion" thread, now buried in Something Awful's junkyard because all the opinions were indeed justifiably unpopular, forums poster Landwhale stated "We should abort/euthanize the mentally retarded. Monty Python isn't funny." He has since been euthanized under his own dictate, with the latter assertion serving as justification for the former treatment, but let us recall his legacy with this Monty Python-inspired theme!
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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