On February 24, 2012, Wanderlust opens in American theaters. This is not a promotional Phriday for this movie: Something Awful has no stake in its success, though it features former Phriday star Alan Alda, B-movie "scream queen" Jennifer Aniston and Kansas City's sweetheart Paul Rudd. But its whimsical poster caught the eye of forums member Dissapointed Owl, who invited the SA Goons to place its carefree stars in outrageous situations. The thread got off to a shaky start, and at times things looked bleak, but then it became quite mirthful, and people learned valuable lessons about patience and not taking things too seriously. I'm sure this pretty much mirrors the story arc that main characters George (Rudd) and Linda (Aniston) will follow on February 24, when Wanderlust, co-written by beloved Veronica Mars bit player Ken Marino, becomes the must-see feel-good free-love hit of 2012!
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Today's viral teen news beat, brought to you by Mike from the Internet!
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!