It's pretty easy to sustain the Spirit of Thanksgiving. Two of the key components, food and football, remain available throughout this month. As for other elements of Thanksgiving, such as extended-family time and non-glamorous travel, well, many people will be content to stick with just food and football. But to make this December Friday feel more like a November Thursday, the SA Goons offer two seasonally relevant threads: A great take on the Macy's Parade, and a second helping of "Crybabies and Tough Tots," which ran on Black Friday and surely had a major impact on readers' holiday weekends as well as their country-saving shopping choices!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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