It's pretty easy to sustain the Spirit of Thanksgiving. Two of the key components, food and football, remain available throughout this month. As for other elements of Thanksgiving, such as extended-family time and non-glamorous travel, well, many people will be content to stick with just food and football. But to make this December Friday feel more like a November Thursday, the SA Goons offer two seasonally relevant threads: A great take on the Macy's Parade, and a second helping of "Crybabies and Tough Tots," which ran on Black Friday and surely had a major impact on readers' holiday weekends as well as their country-saving shopping choices!
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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