"dorqumada" tries to destroy the Beatles, although he's kind of late.

"Kripes" frightens the world with this experiment in terror:

Lars is going to come to "Pickle Sniper's" house and have a lengthy talk with him.

"Washuu Chan" gives Metallica a hip new upgrade so they can suck in a way modern people can better understand.

HOLY SHIT! SEGUE! "Unkempt" rallies the South to rise again!

More Photoshop Phriday

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Get In The God Dang Weight Room, Johnny Manziel!

    Get In The God Dang Weight Room, Johnny Manziel!

    Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.

  • Helping Your Real Friends Move

    Helping Your Real Friends Move

    A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.