"dorqumada" tries to destroy the Beatles, although he's kind of late.
"Kripes" frightens the world with this experiment in terror:
Lars is going to come to "Pickle Sniper's" house and have a lengthy talk with him.
"Washuu Chan" gives Metallica a hip new upgrade so they can suck in a way modern people can better understand.
HOLY SHIT! SEGUE! "Unkempt" rallies the South to rise again!
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