"dorqumada" tries to destroy the Beatles, although he's kind of late.
"Kripes" frightens the world with this experiment in terror:
Lars is going to come to "Pickle Sniper's" house and have a lengthy talk with him.
"Washuu Chan" gives Metallica a hip new upgrade so they can suck in a way modern people can better understand.
HOLY SHIT! SEGUE! "Unkempt" rallies the South to rise again!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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