"dorqumada" tries to destroy the Beatles, although he's kind of late.
"Kripes" frightens the world with this experiment in terror:
Lars is going to come to "Pickle Sniper's" house and have a lengthy talk with him.
"Washuu Chan" gives Metallica a hip new upgrade so they can suck in a way modern people can better understand.
HOLY SHIT! SEGUE! "Unkempt" rallies the South to rise again!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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